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ladyyatexel:

detigerboy:

tinsnip:

ladyyatexel:

My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks. 

My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.

Surgeon: Well, consider this.  She and I just had a knife fight.  And I won.  Because she was asleep during it.  

My brother: Oh.  Yeah, okay, that’s fair.

Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.

Imagine if you had won though.

I made this post 6 years ago and it has 195 thousand notes, and this is my favorite response to it

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sophiamcdougall:

liveandletrain:

dark-haired-hamlet:

theabominableblogger:

dark-haired-hamlet:

cw transphobia

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obviously this is an extremely bizarre tweet that got ratioed to hell and back, but it’s also hilarious that of all the authors in the entire English literary canon, she somehow landed on Shakespeare as the epitome of cisnormative writing.

like ma’am shakespeare’s characters go on stage and announce their gender to the audience within the first few lines in nearly every play. Including…you know….the very play you reference???

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Some fun additions to this thread

everybody who has ever read Shakespeare is currently in that thread like:

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AS YOU LIKE IT

everyone always cites Twelfth Night as peak Shakespearean Gender Fuckery but I dare anyone to look Rosalind from As You Like It in the eye and not acknowledge her as the most gender-fucking lead in Shakespeare’s entire bibliography.

Celia: “we must flee in disguise, so I shall be a demure country maid!”

Rosalind: “that sounds super rad, imma be a twink and name myself after the twinkiest twink that ever twinked!”

Celia: “that tracks”

Rosalind: “And then I’m gonna meet up with the guy I think is cute and help him practice flirting by pretending to be a twink pretending to be a girl (Aka me) and I’m going to be so incredibly normal about this.”

William Shakespeare, visibly vibrating: Imagine a hot boy who is also a hot girl. Just imagine that. Are you imagining it yet? OK now imagine another one

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adulthooliganism:

does anyone else have this weird like. idk. every time i block another bot account i usually take a second and look at their icon and wonder does this girl know her face is being used as a bot on some dying website. she’s lived her whole life and has her whole own story and sometimes you can get a small glimpse into it, the scenery in the windows behind her, the objects on her shelves. the decor on her walls. does she know? could she have ever opted out of this? how should i, as the viewer, feel about looking into this moment in her life, seconds before reporting and blocking her? she never did wrong here herself. it is just her image. is this thing on can anyone fucking hear me

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